Sad Pear On Mars
misterhippity:

“Dear Cyber Woman with Corn: It’s me, Max. How are you?”
This is the best thing I’ve read on Gawker all year.

Someone please write me a story about Cyber Woman with Corn. Maybe she knows Ari Emory?

misterhippity:

“Dear Cyber Woman with Corn: It’s me, Max. How are you?”

This is the best thing I’ve read on Gawker all year.

Someone please write me a story about Cyber Woman with Corn. Maybe she knows Ari Emory?

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    Someone please write me a story about...Corn. Maybe she knows Ari Emory?
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    i laughed so hard i have a migraine now >:|
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